I don’t know about you guys but I really hate people who don’t know how to drive. They never know where they’re going and end up cutting me off, or they never use a blinker then get pissed at me for “almost hitting them.” So I wrote a little poem for those people.
Dear Drivers,
The little nob on the left
That goes up and down
Exists for you to not make
Other drivers frown
Push it down to signal left
Up to turn right
If you don’t start using it
We’re gonna have a fight
When it’s raining or there’s fog
You need your lights on
Night or day it doesn’t matter
It keeps the traffic strong
The light is not for you to see
In the cloudy day
I can’t see your dumbass car
With all the water spray
There’s lots of things that drivers do
That make me upset
Like speeding past my 75
Or going slow when it is wet
You’re not the only one on the road
I am here as well
With all of your bad driving
You’re going straight to hell